Today, out of the blue, there were 4 500/1k NLHE tables running. That is a rare event these days so I decided to rail the games. On the side, I opened the sole 300/600 PLO table 'This Is Nuts' that was running. The following hand and chat occurred at that table.
Dealer: OMGClayAiken shows two pair, Queens and Eights
Dealer: Ziigmund wins the pot ($555,549) with a flush, Queen high
Immediately after the hand, Gus Hansen, who wasn't in the hand, felt the need to say something. This is what ensued.
Gus Hansen: I have never seen Ziigmund loose a hand like that?????? very strange
Ziigmund: shut up u retard
Ziigmund: fcking atm maschino
Ziigmund: gus
Ziigmund: take refill
Gus Hansen: It is funny that Ziggy is up up 5.2 million on lucky 4 way pots
Ziigmund: huh
Gus Hansen: he claims to be the best
Ziigmund: gus is real pokerplayer
Gus Hansen: which is true I think he is the best drunk player out there
Ziigmund: ever heads up
Ziigmund: gus
Gus Hansen: change the tune you fukin finish retard
Ziigmund: whenever
Gus Hansen: in the chat you have no chance you barely speak english
Gus Hansen: of course I am drunk
Gus Hansen: My name is Ziigmund and I have put in ( million with the worst hand but I got 17 million back so it is OK
Gus Hansen: typo error 8 mill got 17 back
Ziigmund left a few minutes later, up around 300k on his short session. I edited out all the railbird chatter, but for amusements sake, I thought I would include a few comments after Ziigmund left.
MPREDROCK (Observer): hit and run ziggy
reggi__bgd (Observer): Gus u pissss offf Zigiiiiiiiiii
CleverCastro (Observer): everyone here sucks, maybe thats why they have so much $. HMMMMMM!?!?!
superrrm (Observer): Gus u made ziggy leave.......
NyHustler14895 (Observer): next person pops off about gus is getting their teeth kicked in
Boludini (Observer): poor old gus freerolling nosebleeds on rake money
BullAtty (Observer): zziiigy gone to cry into his vodka over gus mean nasty words
BullAtty (Observer): next he'll fly to monaco for make up sex
Seamus Bloom (Observer): gus is shortstacking
poolepit (Observer): -5mil in like 6 months!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pink Chip (Observer): gus is running on fumes
